Yes, I'm back. Who cares, right? I mean, come on, did you miss me? You did? Apologies. I won't stray again, or at least I will try not to. I'm not really good at keeping promises, but I'm really good at being forgiven ;).
Well, yes, I was gone for a really long time. I guess I strayed from my quest of finding a man, and a long lasting relationship, yadda, yadda, yadda. Was that my quest? I don't really remember, because I've been off the blog for so long and, I must confess, reading it is not something I do. Anyhoo...
The reason for my absence? Let's just say it's not that interesting. It has to do with my past, a man, and losing my north for a bit. So to speak.
But, I am back. And I am pleased to report, I am back with a VENGEANCE!!
Since my last blog, there has been a patching up of a relationship with an ex, but only on a friendship level. And a tenuous friendship, at that. So, no, that's not gonna happen. But it did keep me away from my goal, like most toxic relationships do.
I have, however, renewed my determination to reshape this tired body. I am (almost) religiously following a P90X regime and have cleaned up my eating a bit. Hey, whatta ya want from me, I'm a sinner. I still refuse to eat anything non-fat, lite or alcohol free!
The reason I'm back on track came from an unlikely source -- my 17 year old son. He has, it seems, finally put two and two together. In other words exercise + good looks = GIRLS!!! The good looks he was born with, the exercise came via P90X. At first he tried to get me to do it with him and, in my defense, I did about 45 to his 90 days. However, after the 90 days were up, I was so mortified at seeing his awesome results versus my flabbiness, that I decided to really BRING IT! this time. I have kept to the schedule for at least 97% of the time. (Hey, I'm not 17, life does get in the way sometimes)
So, as I sip my glass of Zinfandel and nibble on some garlic bagel, I can happily report that my body is actually changing and a few pounds have -- grudgingly-- given way. So, I am back on track, getting it together and, sending the "I need a man, NOW!" vibes to the universe.
Hopefully, I'm yelling loud enough.
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